1. Il suo profumo, che dovrebbe chiamarsi "Monster", avrà il delicato e sofisticato odore di sangue e sperma. Beh, non c'è che dire, due gocce di Monster e tutti penseranno che siete o una mignottona con le mestruazioni, o un vampiro sessuomane..o entrambe le cose! Quasi quasi rimpiangete il profumo di Rihanna, eh?
2. Ispirata probabilmente dalle fragranze del profumo, Lady GaGa è letteralmente impazzita su Twitter, rivelando prima solo alcune frasi e poi il testo integrale di "Born this way", ed io ve lo ripropongo paro paro!
BORN THIS WAYWRITTEN BY: LADY GAGAPRODUCED BY: LADY GAGA, FERNANDO GARIBAY, DJ WHITE SHADOWMIXED AND ENGINEERED BY: DAVID RUSSEL
INTRO:It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-MJust put your paws up'cause you were Born This Way, Baby
VERSE:MY MAMA TOLD ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGWE ARE ALL BORN SUPERSTARS
SHE ROLLED MY HAIR AND PUT MY LIPSTICK ONIN THE GLASS OF HER BOUDOIR
"THERE'S NOTHIN WRONG WITH LOVIN WHO YOU ARE"SHE SAID, "'CAUSE HE MADE YOU PERFECT, BABE"
"SO HOLD YOUR HEAD UP GIRL AND YOU'LL GO FAR,LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY"
CHORUS:I'M BEAUTIFUL IN MY WAY'CAUSE GOD MAKES NO MISTAKESI'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABYI WAS BORN THIS WAY
DON'T HIDE YOURSELF IN REGRETJUST LOVE YOURSELF AND YOU'RE SETI'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABYI WAS BORN THIS WAY
POST-CHORUS:OOO THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAYBABY I WAS BORN THIS WAYBABY I WAS BORN THIS WAYOOO THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAYBABY I WAS BORN-I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABYI WAS BORN THIS WAY
DON'T BE A DRAG -JUST BE A QUEENDON'T BE A DRAG -JUST BE A QUEENDON'T BE A DRAG -JUST BE A QUEENDON'T BE!
VERSE:GIVE YOURSELF PRUDENCEAND LOVE YOUR FRIENDSSUBWAY KID, REJOICE YOUR TRUTH
IN THE RELIGION OF THE INSECUREI MUST BE MYSELF, RESPECT MY YOUTH
A DIFFERENT LOVER IS NOT A SINBELIEVE CAPITAL H-I-M (HEY HEY HEY)I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE THIS RECORD ANDMI AMORE VOLE FE YAH (LOVE NEEDS FAITH)
REPEAT CHORUS + POST-CHORUS
BRIDGE:
DON'T BE A DRAG, JUST BE A QUEENWHETHER YOU'RE BROKE OR EVERGREENYOU'RE BLACK, WHITE, BEIGE, CHOLA DESCENTYOU'RE LEBANESE, YOU'RE ORIENTWHETHER LIFE'S DISABILITIESLEFT YOU OUTCAST, BULLIED, OR TEASEDREJOICE AND LOVE YOURSELF TODAY'CAUSE BABY YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY
NO MATTER GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI,LESBIAN, TRANSGENDERED LIFEI'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABYI WAS BORN TO SURVIVENO MATTER BLACK, WHITE OR BEIGECHOLA OR ORIENT MADEI'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABYI WAS BORN TO BE BRAVE
REPEAT CHORUS
OUTRO/REFRAIN:
I WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY!I WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY!I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABYI WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY!
I WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY!I WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY!I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABYI WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY!
Inutile dire che è già l'inno per tutti i gay, no questions about it!
Aggiornamento: Ok, è un fake, è stato confermato! Ma ormai ve la lascio!
E' lecito avere un po' paura di questa donna? XD
RispondiEliminaNo, scherzo ovviamente.
Il profumo però una certa inquietudine me la mette addosso davvero... XD
Comincio a rimpiangere la "forbidden apple" di Katy Perry... XD
Beh invece la foto sarebbe stata interessante da vedere!
RispondiElimina@Claudia: E' più che lecito! :P Il profumo mi fa realmente paura a dire il vero! Cioè più che altro...se davvero avrà quel simpatico aroma...come fanno a produrlo?! Camion e camion dalle banche del seme e dalla Avis?!
RispondiElimina@Rano: Eh si, però pare sia una sorta di fotomontaggio di una vecchia foto, sapientemente ritoccata...
Che profumo sofisticato!
RispondiEliminaQuasi quasi lo prenoto alla Gardenia :D :D :D
E chissà come sarà la confezione!!!!
RispondiEliminaQuel profumo mi fa un po' terrore... :S :D
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